"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just bought some black nail polish and some cool hats. I look forward to picking up babes!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
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Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
 
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Remember to compliment her often, buy her flowers, write her poems, and call her every day, do any favor she asks of you, no matter how demeaning you might think it be. She's worth it, and by God she WILL KNOW you are the BEST Man for her!!. And never, ever be afraid to tell her how you feel on your first date!

Good luck!

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Sugarfoot said:
Thanks, broseph!!

Any shorties on this site tryna phuck? Hit me up.
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You gotta be kidding:crackup:
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Remmember to ask her before you kiss her incase she just wants to be friends.
 
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I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
 
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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
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Ah... The ol' formaldehyde soaked towel trick. Good one, broseph. But for some stupid reason it's against the law here. :(
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Did you ask me to share it? fvck it, I need to get this out my head. You guys deserve it.

You. *Chatting away* Are your eyelashes real?
Her. *Wants to slap you* Yes!!
You. *Can see she wants to slap you* Really? They look fake, close your eyes for a sec...
Her. *closes eyes*
You. Kiss
Her. *slaps you round the face* Dont ever do that again, you are just my freind!!
You. *Rubs cheek better* Atleast I kissed you... B!TCH!

Field tested 100's of times.
 
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sexybeast said:
I'ts better to trick the girl into kissing you cuz if she wants to only be friends atleast you kissed the b!tch...

Just ask for my routine and i'll share it.
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Yeah, your routine is called chloroform.
 
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sexybeast said:
You forgot the goggles.... you wont pull without them!
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I loved it when Mystery was on Conan and Conan made fun of the googles, and of everything Mystery was putting forth in general. He made it all look either obvious or silly.
I guess Mystery handled it pretty well, which on those shows basically means, don't get angry and don't try to outwit the host. I've seen stars get smoked when trying to pwn ppl like Conan, J.Steward, Colbert or Leno. You gotta know your limits and play it as cool as you can.
 
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Sugarfoot said:
Look at my "join date." Try to keep up, k?;)
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I did notice it. That's why I said you gotta be kidding, as in obviously you are joking

all up to speed now:yes:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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