"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I'm not funny anymore i use to b extreamly but now i lost it I REALLY NEED HELP BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH HELL JUST TO B FUNNY AND I LOST IT. HELP PLEASE I BEG U!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Couldn't you have just bumped your old thread?

And please, easy with the caps aye?
 
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Yea i did but u do not understand how important this is to me.
 
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To be honest with you. No one can "help" you be funny. Being funny comes straight from originality. The more original you are usually the better the joke.

I can give you a couple of tips:

. Talk about things that people do that are just stupid
. Talk about Politics

For example.

Near my house we have many businesses. But, the business that stands out is 7-11.

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" *in the car* why are there two 7-11s with-in 3 blocks of each other!!!! are they in competition with themselves? or, is this small 7-11 with only OOOONNNNNEEEE pump some front for a crack-heads crack house?"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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