“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Help Me B Funny Again!

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I'm not funny anymore i use to b extreamly but now i lost it I REALLY NEED HELP BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH HELL JUST TO B FUNNY AND I LOST IT. HELP PLEASE I BEG U!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Couldn't you have just bumped your old thread?

And please, easy with the caps aye?
 
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Yea i did but u do not understand how important this is to me.
 
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To be honest with you. No one can "help" you be funny. Being funny comes straight from originality. The more original you are usually the better the joke.

I can give you a couple of tips:

. Talk about things that people do that are just stupid
. Talk about Politics

For example.

Near my house we have many businesses. But, the business that stands out is 7-11.

Joke

" *in the car* why are there two 7-11s with-in 3 blocks of each other!!!! are they in competition with themselves? or, is this small 7-11 with only OOOONNNNNEEEE pump some front for a crack-heads crack house?"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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