"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Help Me B Funny Again!

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I'm not funny anymore i use to b extreamly but now i lost it I REALLY NEED HELP BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH HELL JUST TO B FUNNY AND I LOST IT. HELP PLEASE I BEG U!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Couldn't you have just bumped your old thread?

And please, easy with the caps aye?
 
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Yea i did but u do not understand how important this is to me.
 
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To be honest with you. No one can "help" you be funny. Being funny comes straight from originality. The more original you are usually the better the joke.

I can give you a couple of tips:

. Talk about things that people do that are just stupid
. Talk about Politics

For example.

Near my house we have many businesses. But, the business that stands out is 7-11.

Joke

" *in the car* why are there two 7-11s with-in 3 blocks of each other!!!! are they in competition with themselves? or, is this small 7-11 with only OOOONNNNNEEEE pump some front for a crack-heads crack house?"
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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