"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Help Me B Funny Again!

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I'm not funny anymore i use to b extreamly but now i lost it I REALLY NEED HELP BECAUSE I WENT THROUGH HELL JUST TO B FUNNY AND I LOST IT. HELP PLEASE I BEG U!
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Couldn't you have just bumped your old thread?

And please, easy with the caps aye?
 
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Yea i did but u do not understand how important this is to me.
 
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To be honest with you. No one can "help" you be funny. Being funny comes straight from originality. The more original you are usually the better the joke.

I can give you a couple of tips:

. Talk about things that people do that are just stupid
. Talk about Politics

For example.

Near my house we have many businesses. But, the business that stands out is 7-11.

Joke

" *in the car* why are there two 7-11s with-in 3 blocks of each other!!!! are they in competition with themselves? or, is this small 7-11 with only OOOONNNNNEEEE pump some front for a crack-heads crack house?"
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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