mrjoe815
Don Juan
My girl Hannah Montana is coming out with her new CD forever…ive already pre orderd coz it comes with a poster && a chance to be in her new music vidd ahhhhh love her love her to deathhhh http://bit.ly/djjC0e
"The Kiss of Death Mistake"
You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?
Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.
One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.
Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Hannah Montana Forevverr
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Hey when she turns 18 she plans on marrying me dude.
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jafyk
Master Don Juan
Nice to know that there are guys here who admit to liking Hannah Montana, lol. I like her too more like her music.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
I can't believe this is happening on sosuave, lol. Ah! I'm glad to know some things can be talked about.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Jesu Cristo! Who said anything about marrying.BigJimbo said:
However,
If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.
If that girl lived in the age of despots, she would have been sequestered long ago by the emperor to preserve her virginity until he was good and ready for her.
ChalengeGuyFan
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Or if you lived in a normal, non hypocritical, down-to-Earth country where the legal age is 15/16.taiyuu_otoko said:
Wait, aren't you staying in Japan now? You should have schoolgirls for breakfast.