mrjoe815
Don Juan
My girl Hannah Montana is coming out with her new CD forever…ive already pre orderd coz it comes with a poster && a chance to be in her new music vidd ahhhhh love her love her to deathhhh http://bit.ly/djjC0e
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hannah Montana Forevverr
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Hey when she turns 18 she plans on marrying me dude.
Powerlifter
Powerlifter
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Nice to know that there are guys here who admit to liking Hannah Montana, lol. I like her too more like her music.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
I can't believe this is happening on sosuave, lol. Ah! I'm glad to know some things can be talked about.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Jesu Cristo! Who said anything about marrying.BigJimbo said:
However,
If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.
If that girl lived in the age of despots, she would have been sequestered long ago by the emperor to preserve her virginity until he was good and ready for her.
ChalengeGuyFan
Master Don Juan
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Or if you lived in a normal, non hypocritical, down-to-Earth country where the legal age is 15/16.taiyuu_otoko said:
Wait, aren't you staying in Japan now? You should have schoolgirls for breakfast.