mrjoe815
Don Juan
My girl Hannah Montana is coming out with her new CD forever…ive already pre orderd coz it comes with a poster && a chance to be in her new music vidd ahhhhh love her love her to deathhhh http://bit.ly/djjC0e
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Hannah Montana Forevverr
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Hey when she turns 18 she plans on marrying me dude.
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jafyk
Master Don Juan
Nice to know that there are guys here who admit to liking Hannah Montana, lol. I like her too more like her music.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
I can't believe this is happening on sosuave, lol. Ah! I'm glad to know some things can be talked about.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Jesu Cristo! Who said anything about marrying.BigJimbo said:
However,
If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.
If that girl lived in the age of despots, she would have been sequestered long ago by the emperor to preserve her virginity until he was good and ready for her.
ChalengeGuyFan
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Or if you lived in a normal, non hypocritical, down-to-Earth country where the legal age is 15/16.taiyuu_otoko said:
Wait, aren't you staying in Japan now? You should have schoolgirls for breakfast.