mrjoe815
Don Juan
My girl Hannah Montana is coming out with her new CD forever…ive already pre orderd coz it comes with a poster && a chance to be in her new music vidd ahhhhh love her love her to deathhhh http://bit.ly/djjC0e
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hannah Montana Forevverr
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Powerlifter
Senior Don Juan
Hey when she turns 18 she plans on marrying me dude.
Powerlifter
Powerlifter
jafyk
Master Don Juan
Nice to know that there are guys here who admit to liking Hannah Montana, lol. I like her too more like her music.
jafyk
Master Don Juan
I can't believe this is happening on sosuave, lol. Ah! I'm glad to know some things can be talked about.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
taiyuu_otoko
Master Don Juan
Jesu Cristo! Who said anything about marrying.BigJimbo said:
However,
If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.
If that girl lived in the age of despots, she would have been sequestered long ago by the emperor to preserve her virginity until he was good and ready for her.
ChalengeGuyFan
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Or if you lived in a normal, non hypocritical, down-to-Earth country where the legal age is 15/16.taiyuu_otoko said:
Wait, aren't you staying in Japan now? You should have schoolgirls for breakfast.