"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Hannah Montana Forevverr

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My girl Hannah Montana is coming out with her new CD forever…ive already pre orderd coz it comes with a poster && a chance to be in her new music vidd ahhhhh love her love her to deathhhh http://bit.ly/djjC0e
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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jafyk

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Nice to know that there are guys here who admit to liking Hannah Montana, lol. I like her too more like her music.
 

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Pass on her music, but she is cute
 

jafyk

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I can't believe this is happening on sosuave, lol. Ah! I'm glad to know some things can be talked about.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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Hey when she turns 18 she plans on marrying me dude.

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What is with you blue collar types and 18? It is a number. You can marry girls younger than that in America. No law against it.
 

taiyuu_otoko

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BigJimbo said:
What is with you blue collar types and 18? It is a number. You can marry girls younger than that in America. No law against it.
Jesu Cristo! Who said anything about marrying.

However,

If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.

If that girl lived in the age of despots, she would have been sequestered long ago by the emperor to preserve her virginity until he was good and ready for her.
 

ChalengeGuyFan

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taiyuu_otoko said:
If I lived in a parallel universe where it was legal to bang the ever loving shyt out of a hot young thing like that, and I could post about it on a message board without fear of getting censored, I most certainly would.
Or if you lived in a normal, non hypocritical, down-to-Earth country where the legal age is 15/16. ;)


Wait, aren't you staying in Japan now? You should have schoolgirls for breakfast. :)
 
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