Cesare Cardinali
Master Don Juan
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anything else.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Hairy chicks
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
ROFL, what's ever grosser is hair where it doesn't belong.. I get grossed out by women with unibrows!!Macgyver said:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Docs said:The next question of the decade.
What if a guy had no hair!? Would a girl still have sex with him?
Yes.
As for girls with hair. I don't want any body hair on my woman. I love the smooth skin feel. If I run my hands on any part of her body, below her hairline (On her head) and feel hair, its a boner breaker. Huge turn off.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ah goddamnit some people are actually okay with hair on legs and underarms? if im with a girl and i see hair on her legs i instantly assume that i am not actually with a girl and go to confessions.
SELF-MASTERY
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You are definitely from Indiana.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I usually test the waters with my hand. If its hairy, I stay up north and let her know I like the good ole baldies.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Sometimes my ex gf would stop shaving her legs for a few days just to gross me out. She would take off her pants/dress and tackle me with those things for a laugh. *shutters* Notice I said ex
Notice I said exLast Man Standing
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Haha, this dude is dating "Bigfoot"!!!markone said:
ROFL @ DON KING COMMENT.
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
ntssv said:I had a biotch over one night when I was drunk. Her pvssy was not shaved nor even trimmed. I offered to do the deed (which she accepted) but being a drunk inexperienced barber would confuse any tower trying to direct a plane on the correct runway.
:crackup: :crackup: freakin hillarious