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Master Don Juan
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anything else.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Hairy chicks
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
ROFL, what's ever grosser is hair where it doesn't belong.. I get grossed out by women with unibrows!!Macgyver said:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Docs said:The next question of the decade.
What if a guy had no hair!? Would a girl still have sex with him?
Yes.
As for girls with hair. I don't want any body hair on my woman. I love the smooth skin feel. If I run my hands on any part of her body, below her hairline (On her head) and feel hair, its a boner breaker. Huge turn off.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ah goddamnit some people are actually okay with hair on legs and underarms? if im with a girl and i see hair on her legs i instantly assume that i am not actually with a girl and go to confessions.
SELF-MASTERY
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You are definitely from Indiana.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I usually test the waters with my hand. If its hairy, I stay up north and let her know I like the good ole baldies.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Sometimes my ex gf would stop shaving her legs for a few days just to gross me out. She would take off her pants/dress and tackle me with those things for a laugh. *shutters* Notice I said ex
Notice I said exLast Man Standing
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Haha, this dude is dating "Bigfoot"!!!markone said:
ROFL @ DON KING COMMENT.
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
ntssv said:I had a biotch over one night when I was drunk. Her pvssy was not shaved nor even trimmed. I offered to do the deed (which she accepted) but being a drunk inexperienced barber would confuse any tower trying to direct a plane on the correct runway.
:crackup: :crackup: freakin hillarious