"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hairy chicks

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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OfficeSpace

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Macgyver said:
Yeh, I've seen that. I also see it in Spanish, French women too. Gross moustaches or huge ass eyebrows. The hairy arms from those people kinda get to me too.
ROFL, what's ever grosser is hair where it doesn't belong.. I get grossed out by women with unibrows!!
 

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Docs said:
The next question of the decade.

What if a guy had no hair!? Would a girl still have sex with him? :eek:

Yes.


As for girls with hair. I don't want any body hair on my woman. I love the smooth skin feel. If I run my hands on any part of her body, below her hairline (On her head) and feel hair, its a boner breaker. Huge turn off.
 

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ah goddamnit some people are actually okay with hair on legs and underarms? if im with a girl and i see hair on her legs i instantly assume that i am not actually with a girl and go to confessions.
 

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You are definitely from Indiana.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I usually test the waters with my hand. If its hairy, I stay up north and let her know I like the good ole baldies.
 

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Sometimes my ex gf would stop shaving her legs for a few days just to gross me out. She would take off her pants/dress and tackle me with those things for a laugh. *shutters* :( Notice I said ex
 
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markone said:
I had a girl over to my place yesterday and she had hair under her arms and would not take her jeans off because her legs were not shaved. She offered to go home a shave. Am I asking for trouble with this one?
Haha, this dude is dating "Bigfoot"!!!
 

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ROFL @ DON KING COMMENT.

He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.

What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
 

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Hair is nasty. Theres only 1 place a woman should have hair, and thats on her head! And a small landing strip on her punanja!

Case closed!
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ntssv said:
I had a biotch over one night when I was drunk. Her pvssy was not shaved nor even trimmed. I offered to do the deed (which she accepted) but being a drunk inexperienced barber would confuse any tower trying to direct a plane on the correct runway.:D

:crackup: :crackup: freakin hillarious
 
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