Cesare Cardinali
Master Don Juan
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Hairy chicks
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
ROFL, what's ever grosser is hair where it doesn't belong.. I get grossed out by women with unibrows!!Macgyver said:
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Docs said:The next question of the decade.
What if a guy had no hair!? Would a girl still have sex with him?
Yes.
As for girls with hair. I don't want any body hair on my woman. I love the smooth skin feel. If I run my hands on any part of her body, below her hairline (On her head) and feel hair, its a boner breaker. Huge turn off.
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
ah goddamnit some people are actually okay with hair on legs and underarms? if im with a girl and i see hair on her legs i instantly assume that i am not actually with a girl and go to confessions.
SELF-MASTERY
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You are definitely from Indiana.
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
I usually test the waters with my hand. If its hairy, I stay up north and let her know I like the good ole baldies.
Shiftkey
Master Don Juan
Sometimes my ex gf would stop shaving her legs for a few days just to gross me out. She would take off her pants/dress and tackle me with those things for a laugh. *shutters* Notice I said ex
Notice I said exLast Man Standing
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Haha, this dude is dating "Bigfoot"!!!markone said:
ROFL @ DON KING COMMENT.
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.
What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
KingBeef
Master Don Juan
ntssv said:I had a biotch over one night when I was drunk. Her pvssy was not shaved nor even trimmed. I offered to do the deed (which she accepted) but being a drunk inexperienced barber would confuse any tower trying to direct a plane on the correct runway.
:crackup: :crackup: freakin hillarious