"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hairy chicks

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Macgyver said:
Yeh, I've seen that. I also see it in Spanish, French women too. Gross moustaches or huge ass eyebrows. The hairy arms from those people kinda get to me too.
ROFL, what's ever grosser is hair where it doesn't belong.. I get grossed out by women with unibrows!!
 

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Docs said:
The next question of the decade.

What if a guy had no hair!? Would a girl still have sex with him? :eek:

Yes.


As for girls with hair. I don't want any body hair on my woman. I love the smooth skin feel. If I run my hands on any part of her body, below her hairline (On her head) and feel hair, its a boner breaker. Huge turn off.
 

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ah goddamnit some people are actually okay with hair on legs and underarms? if im with a girl and i see hair on her legs i instantly assume that i am not actually with a girl and go to confessions.
 

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You are definitely from Indiana.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I usually test the waters with my hand. If its hairy, I stay up north and let her know I like the good ole baldies.
 

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Sometimes my ex gf would stop shaving her legs for a few days just to gross me out. She would take off her pants/dress and tackle me with those things for a laugh. *shutters* :( Notice I said ex
 
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markone said:
I had a girl over to my place yesterday and she had hair under her arms and would not take her jeans off because her legs were not shaved. She offered to go home a shave. Am I asking for trouble with this one?
Haha, this dude is dating "Bigfoot"!!!
 

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ROFL @ DON KING COMMENT.

He was jailed, but his hair got the electric chair.
He fell down an empty elevator shaft when he was young.
Stuck his fingers in an electric socket etc etc.

What can I say? There are some hairies. :s
 

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Hair is nasty. Theres only 1 place a woman should have hair, and thats on her head! And a small landing strip on her punanja!

Case closed!
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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ntssv said:
I had a biotch over one night when I was drunk. Her pvssy was not shaved nor even trimmed. I offered to do the deed (which she accepted) but being a drunk inexperienced barber would confuse any tower trying to direct a plane on the correct runway.:D

:crackup: :crackup: freakin hillarious
 
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