"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Guess what happens when you ignore a girl you have had relations with

ubercat

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DM old buddy did you really cut the head off your house. this one is not half as fancy as she would like to believe and is ready for a good ass pounding.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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sazc

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Hmmm... Well if you really must know...Hair pulling. Biting of the nipple, ****. p u ssy lips, ass and what ever I can get my mouth around. Slapping of the same .Handcuffs, tied to a bed spread eagle, Spanking, making her *** so hard she shakes. Not her but another came so hard she passed out. Just normal fun. Never a complaint until this one.
Meh, she's just trying to get under your skin. Don't let her
 

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DM old buddy did you really cut the head off your house. this one is not half as fancy as she would like to believe and is ready for a good ass pounding.
I Know if I tried I could get her back and pound her ass. But, I am bored of her. Maybe in the future I might try. But there are so many easy as ses to be pounded.
 

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You tripped her over. Who dumped who in the first break up?
Sad thing is if you want to get her yourself it will be difficult.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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dustmuffin

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You tripped her over. Who dumped who in the first break up?
Sad thing is if you want to get her yourself it will be difficult.
Really wasn't a breakup. She wanted me to knock her up. I said no and she went on her way.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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10-1 says that she's a Gemini. It's probably a coincidence, but my experience and my pal's have also said that these particular women are even crazier.

No matter how drunk or lusty you get, you'll want to keep this one on permanent ignore.
She's going to blow up your phone and it will not quit after a couple of days. If you respond (no matter the response) she interpret this as attention gratification.
With the above being said, I tip my hat to Desdinova. His comeback was classic.
 

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Why does she type like that one episode of Friends where Joey (the dumb one) discovered a thesaurus (but not the wisdom to properly use one)?

Also you bang her again just to make this text wall extra funny.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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