"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Got a phone call tonight.

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Originally posted by midwestguy
She told me before I was too pushy and persistent too. Why is it girls dont like it when a guy smothers them? I thought thats a good thing to give a girl lots of attention if you like her?
i'm convinced this is a ongoing joke..

how dense can you be
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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would it be a good idea if I call her again to hit *67 so that way she wont see its my number and she will pick up?
 

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Midwest is a troll and this stupid a$$ thread is nothing but troll baiting of the members here. It should be locked and midwest should be banned if he continues to troll.
 

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Originally posted by Wyldfire
Midwest is a troll and this stupid a$$ thread is nothing but troll baiting of the members here. It should be locked and midwest should be banned if he continues to troll.

I second that emotion.
 
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Did we NOT tell you a few weeks ago this girl was bad news? See. Behold the wisdom of an experienced DJ :).

I know the type. Some of those college athlete girls like to have their college athlete guy friends protect them. He isn't gonna do anything. Find out where you live? Puh-Leeze! He's probably some guy on the football or baseball team at the girl's school. Not someone who is likely to obtain the resources to find out everything about you. I woulda laffed in his face and said come get me.

Don't worry.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Originally posted by TurboOverCubicInches
Did we NOT tell you a few weeks ago this girl was bad news? See. Behold the wisdom of an experienced DJ :).

I know the type. Some of those college athlete girls like to have their college athlete guy friends protect them. He isn't gonna do anything. Find out where you live? Puh-Leeze! He's probably some guy on the football or baseball team at the girl's school. Not someone who is likely to obtain the resources to find out everything about you. I woulda laffed in his face and said come get me.

Don't worry.
dude this guy is a troll, that orignial post of his was probably fake.. nobody is this dense let the thread die
 

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Originally posted by TurboOverCubicInches
Did we NOT tell you a few weeks ago this girl was bad news? See. Behold the wisdom of an experienced DJ :).

I know the type. Some of those college athlete girls like to have their college athlete guy friends protect them. He isn't gonna do anything. Find out where you live? Puh-Leeze! He's probably some guy on the football or baseball team at the girl's school. Not someone who is likely to obtain the resources to find out everything about you. I woulda laffed in his face and said come get me.

Don't worry.
true. I think he might have been a football player. She is a polite girl and maybe didnt want to laugh in my face when I asked her out? Im 5-9 140ish and ok looking. Guess thats why Im not her type?:(
 

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You're not listening and learning. You're on the right track with understanding you weren't her type, but even if you are a girl's type if you smother her she'll be turned off. So forget about her and the why this particular girl was interested, and take the lesson learned that you shouldn't come on too strong or get too wrapped up in anyone girl.
 

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Originally posted by ketostix
You're not listening and learning. You're on the right track with understanding you weren't her type, but even if you are a girl's type if you smother her she'll be turned off. So forget about her and the why this particular girl was interested, and take the lesson learned that you shouldn't come on too strong or get too wrapped up in anyone girl.
Why is it they dont like it when you smother them? Shes very polite and maybe thats why at first she accepted the invitation. Also I said "do you live far from her" she said no of course and I told her if I could pick her up and shes like "thats ok I can drive myself and meet you somewhere" Does that mean she didnt really trust me??
 

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Stop feeding the TROLL please! Thank You!
 

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oh my god

HAHAHAHAHA

I wonder how many people are stupid enough to continue this.

I think Wyldefire made it obvious that he's a troll doing this for attention.

actually anyone who continues giving him sincere advice not realizing he's screwing with our heads, is dumber than he is.... but please continue.. i'm laughing my ass of reading this..

Hey West keep asking questions please.
 

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He might be trolling for attention but I think he is this dumb lol.
 

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He's actually an experimental message bot ...
 

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My IQ dropped 50 points just by reading this thread.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Depending on how bad-ass you feel, you could flip the tables...go looking for HIM. Take that, "Nobody threatens my ass and gets away with it!" attitude.

You'd at least find out real quick if it was her boyfriend or some a$$hole fronting. If it was a trick she pulled, no guy in his right mind is gonna start beef with a crazy dude to do some girl a favor. :D

But if not, then just let it go.
 

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Originally posted by squirrels
Depending on how bad-ass you feel, you could flip the tables...go looking for HIM. Take that, "Nobody threatens my ass and gets away with it!" attitude.

You'd at least find out real quick if it was her boyfriend or some a$$hole fronting. If it was a trick she pulled, no guy in his right mind is gonna start beef with a crazy dude to do some girl a favor. :D

But if not, then just let it go.
he sounded pretty mean but I think he was full ofit trying to sound big bad.
 

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I called her again and left a voicemail. I think she is ignoring me now, but point is I wont put up with games like that.
 

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LOL. Midwestguy come clean you're really playing stupid aren't you? You can't really be this dense.
 

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Originally posted by ketostix
LOL. Midwestguy come clean you're really playing stupid aren't you? You can't really be this dense.
I really do want her still.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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