"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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good flrty txt msgs?

chalk

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can anyone point me towards a few good lists of flirty text messages?

Working on this girl at work and need to keep the flirting a bit subtle for now.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I really think it'd be better if you just talked to her. Hard to convey flirting unless your face to face.
 

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8===============D

Mines Bigger :p lol.

DJ and Text Message are antonyms buddy... It's unlawful to use them in the same sentence... you now have to be castrated and injected with estrogen

Thankyou
 
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tactic

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what do most flirters say? if you know, use it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm fully aware of the fact that text message flirting isn't exactly a "DJ" thing to do but the situations kinda unique. We work in a small office and theres only 8 of us so talking face to face isn't a problem..... in fact it's all going well and i've been flirting yesterday and today, slowly building a bit of kino up. It's just that we're sending the odd flirty message to each other when we're only a meter away from each other and it's got a knid of "naughty and secret" feel to it. Like nobody else in the office is aware of it which makes it exciting. know what i mean?

Anyway i found acouple of sites so i'll post them incase anyone else tries to search for the same thing.

http://www.txt2nite.com/menu.html

http://www.smsmasters.co.uk/forum/archive/index.php/f-23.html


I ended up sending her one which wen't "Scientists have proven that at one point most women will contain intelligent DNA, the problem is that 95% of them spit it out again."
 
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