"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Girl tells me she urinated on a guy in the shower?

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Girl tells me that she urinated on a guy in the shower. Reckon thats true? She also said she didn't really enjoy it.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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dustmuffin said:
Yes that stuff happens
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I told her to step up her game and do a dump on my face. I'm afraid to meet her now after she send me candy as a present in the mail because she might chuck a dump on my face and i catch hep c or sumthing thinking i was serious when i said that.
 
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A troll that’s been here 10 years......interesting
 
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Oops my bad. Misread that. You just joined recently
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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7onriverI f said:
is there anything wrong with me saying this stuff?
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For me, you seem a bit quirky but that's ok in my books. To some though some of your posts do seem Trollish...

It could also be the frequency of your new threads and the content. But hey, this is a free forum so maybe if stated in a more genuine way, people might see that you are just naturally curious(and clueless) about some of this stuff.

I wouldn't worry about it. Just take the golden(no pun intended) nuggets of info where you can from here. :up:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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This is what thirsty guys do. The competition is really tight. Op must be a low tier normie to want golden and brown showers. This low tier normie lifestyle.
 
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Lookatu said:
It's a fetish called Golden Showers...

Not a troll but I'm thinking this is SoSausage reincarnated... LOL
Sounds like things he would say...
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Bingo. How lonely he or she must be. It's honestly sad.
 
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I told her to step up her game and do a dump on my face. I'm afraid to meet her now after she send me candy as a present in the mail because she might chuck a dump on my face and i catch hep c or sumthing thinking i was serious when i said that.
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Hahahaha lmao.
 
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This certainly isn't the type of thing I'm into. But I have to admit, if you're going to get tinkled on, the shower is the place to do it.
 
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I had a woman asked me to piss in her butt hole once and I tried. Even ran over to the toilet to try to get the stream started and then went back. I couldn't pee when I was hard though.

Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Trez said:
I had a woman asked me to piss in her butt hole once and I tried. Even ran over to the toilet to try to get the stream started and then went back. I couldn't pee when I was hard though.

Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
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Your just as bad as me with the trolling. But I believe every bit of it because this stuff happens.
 
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Personally wouldn't mind p1ssing on a girl, but it certainly wouldn't do much for me

Piss on me? Hell no
 
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7onriverI f said:
Girl tells me that she urinated on a guy in the shower. Reckon thats true? She also said she didn't really enjoy it.
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You must consider something before passing judgement.
Was this the first of the morning pee or a later in the afternoon pee.
Morning pee is gross. Let's hope that your gal has some standards.
(of course I'm clowning around here)
 
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Black Widow Void said:
You must consider something before passing judgement.
Was this the first of the morning pee or a later in the afternoon pee.
Morning pee is gross. Let's hope that your gal has some standards.
(of course I'm clowning around here)
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Kind of got a point. Eight hours without water results in a pretty potent morning pee. One girl I p1ssed on last week said...

Jk
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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