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Girl tells me that she urinated on a guy in the shower. Reckon thats true? She also said she didn't really enjoy it.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Girl tells me she urinated on a guy in the shower?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
dustmuffin
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Yes that stuff happens
7onriverI f
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I told her to step up her game and do a dump on my face. I'm afraid to meet her now after she send me candy as a present in the mail because she might chuck a dump on my face and i catch hep c or sumthing thinking i was serious when i said that.
dustmuffin
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A troll that’s been here 10 years......interesting
dustmuffin
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Oops my bad. Misread that. You just joined recently
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
7onriverI f
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its not troll when this stuff is true.
7onriverI f
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is there anything wrong with me saying this stuff?
For me, you seem a bit quirky but that's ok in my books. To some though some of your posts do seem Trollish...
It could also be the frequency of your new threads and the content. But hey, this is a free forum so maybe if stated in a more genuine way, people might see that you are just naturally curious(and clueless) about some of this stuff.
I wouldn't worry about it. Just take the golden(no pun intended) nuggets of info where you can from here.
Yes, its juvenile
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Bingo. How lonely he or she must be. It's honestly sad.
devilkingx2
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Hahahaha lmao.
I had a woman asked me to piss in her butt hole once and I tried. Even ran over to the toilet to try to get the stream started and then went back. I couldn't pee when I was hard though.
Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Your just as bad as me with the trolling. But I believe every bit of it because this stuff happens.
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Personally wouldn't mind p1ssing on a girl, but it certainly wouldn't do much for me
Piss on me? Hell no
Piss on me? Hell no
I guess I'd do it but I wouldn't really enjoy it and I'd judge her for it.
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You must consider something before passing judgement.
Was this the first of the morning pee or a later in the afternoon pee.
Morning pee is gross. Let's hope that your gal has some standards.
(of course I'm clowning around here)
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Kind of got a point. Eight hours without water results in a pretty potent morning pee. One girl I p1ssed on last week said...
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.