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Girl tells me that she urinated on a guy in the shower. Reckon thats true? She also said she didn't really enjoy it.
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Girl tells me she urinated on a guy in the shower?
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
dustmuffin
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Yes that stuff happens
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I told her to step up her game and do a dump on my face. I'm afraid to meet her now after she send me candy as a present in the mail because she might chuck a dump on my face and i catch hep c or sumthing thinking i was serious when i said that.
dustmuffin
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A troll that’s been here 10 years......interesting
dustmuffin
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Oops my bad. Misread that. You just joined recently
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
7onriverI f
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its not troll when this stuff is true.
7onriverI f
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is there anything wrong with me saying this stuff?
For me, you seem a bit quirky but that's ok in my books. To some though some of your posts do seem Trollish...
It could also be the frequency of your new threads and the content. But hey, this is a free forum so maybe if stated in a more genuine way, people might see that you are just naturally curious(and clueless) about some of this stuff.
I wouldn't worry about it. Just take the golden(no pun intended) nuggets of info where you can from here.
Yes, its juvenile
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Bingo. How lonely he or she must be. It's honestly sad.
devilkingx2
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Hahahaha lmao.
I had a woman asked me to piss in her butt hole once and I tried. Even ran over to the toilet to try to get the stream started and then went back. I couldn't pee when I was hard though.
Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
Anyways that's totally gross. Why would a hot want a woman to urinate on him?
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Your just as bad as me with the trolling. But I believe every bit of it because this stuff happens.
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Personally wouldn't mind p1ssing on a girl, but it certainly wouldn't do much for me
Piss on me? Hell no
Piss on me? Hell no
I guess I'd do it but I wouldn't really enjoy it and I'd judge her for it.
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You must consider something before passing judgement.
Was this the first of the morning pee or a later in the afternoon pee.
Morning pee is gross. Let's hope that your gal has some standards.
(of course I'm clowning around here)
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Kind of got a point. Eight hours without water results in a pretty potent morning pee. One girl I p1ssed on last week said...
Jk
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.