girl slaps you

[dawg89]

what would you do if a girl outta no where str8 up slaps you for no reason in front of your boys? this happend to my friend today and i was like oh **** and he was just shooken. please help me

 

[Conscious]

If you deserved it, then accept it. But if it's for no reason, tell her off.

 

[Patrick124]

Outta no where?
I'd call her a b!tch or cvnt or a fvcking wh0re[fully-well knowing another slap si coming, and grab her wrist halfway].
Then just smile at her and turn my back.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

FIrst off... how does a chick slap you? If it was me I guess it would never happen because of my cat like reflexes

If it was to happen I would make some remark to her to show that it didn't phase me.

Was last night THAT bad...? You told me I was the best you ever had...

Then punch her in the face and say....." And thats how I felt when your teeth was racking my d*ck!"

lol...don't do the above. Id tell your friend to confront her about it. Was it like a play slap or a "kiss my a$$ slap"

A girl just slapping someone for no reason sounds like bad trouble. I'd tell your friend to stay away from her. Chicks that unpredictiable should be locked up.

Reminds me of what happened yesterday which I might post about...

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Patrick124
Outta no where?
I'd call her a b!tch or cvnt or a fvcking wh0re[fully-well knowing another slap si coming, and grab her wrist halfway].
Then just smile at her and turn my back.

oh ya your such a don juan seriously dude are you a man or a freiking vagina.

Grow some balls.

If a chick slaps you, just ignore her, be like thanks i appreciate it, or something like that. Just play it off. If you make a big deal out of it, it will be a big deal. If you just ignore it, it will go away.

 

[Centy]

It happened to my once in front of the whole school. I was standing out in the court yard with some friends, when someone tapped me on the shoulder, I turned around and *SLAP*. I was shocked to say the last.

What I did was to just calmy look at her and say "wtf was that for!??" I didnt call her bad words, I didnt go ballistic, I just stared at her and said "well!?". And she just started to sob. I turned my back and walked away.

my advice would be to take it as a gentleman. Dont slap her back, dont say **** to her. Just hold your ground and ask wtf she did that.

 

[Patrick124]

Vincent man I don't think you like me much.
If a lady disrespects me for no reason, why the **** should she get any respect from me?
I'm sorry, I have balls to actually do something in that situation other than stand there and take it.

If a girl starts cussing you out infront all your friends you gonna "grow a pair" and take it. Good for you man

She might be a lady, but shes a person first. People have to earn my respect. Slapping me is a oneway-ticket to my badside.

And as far as I've gone in life, a woman has never taken a slap at me. I'm just to lovable as is hah

 

[Porky]

Centy had it right. Patrick, you're overdoing the reaction, and Vincent is underdoing it.

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by Porky
Centy had it right. Patrick, you're overdoing the reaction, and Vincent is underdoing it.

Ya, after reading centy's reply i realized that is the correct thing to do.

Mine would work as well, it would just confuse the hell out of her. But centy's puts the responsibility on her.

Pat, i got nothing against you, but you have much to learn young grasshopper

 

[Caveman]

Say:

"I know you're into this sm stuff but for gods sake, NOT in public, girl! Gimme your number and I'll call you tonight."

 

[*******]

Outta no where?
I'd call her a b!tch or cvnt or a fvcking wh0re[fully-well knowing another slap si coming, and grab her wrist halfway].
Then just smile at her and turn my back.
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oh ya your such a don juan seriously dude are you a man or a freiking vagina.

Grow some balls.

If a chick slaps you, just ignore her, be like thanks i appreciate it, or something like that. Just play it off. If you make a big deal out of it, it will be a big deal. If you just ignore it, it will go away.

what the fvck is wrong with ya, a slap is one of the ultimatesigns of disrespect. walking away makes you look like a pus$y you gotta show her that type of **** is not allowed, what would you do if a guypops you in the mouth, would you walk away to show how "dj-ish" u r? well then is she any more special? you shouldnt act the same way but u should let the same message come accros

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Normally I'm against any kind of abuse to a woman, but if a girl up and smacks me across the face for no reason in public I would not feel bad about giving her a light slap back. No witty comment, no verbal justification of my action, just five across the eyes. It wouldn't be a Rick James to Charlie Murphy uber slap, but it would get her attention.

If females want to be treated equally, then they need to follow the rules like everyone else. If a man slapped you in the face you could either sue him for assault or beat his ass into the ground in self defense.

 

[AFK Protector]

Her: ::slaps me::
Me: Hot diddly damn, I think she likes me.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

In less than 1/100th of a second later - the hor would be eating her teeth and then her nose - in that order!!!

 

[Vincent]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
In less than 1/100th of a second later - the hor would be eating her teeth and then her nose - in that order!!!

Your so wise oh great one

 

[Hot Ice]

A girl has never slapped me

Except hitting my mouth several times with fist full power.
Now that one was a nutcase!

I just laughed.

 

[xomel]

there is a right way and a wrong way. the wrong way may be right for others and the right way may be wrong for others. depends who you are. your personality, your image, your hobbies. whatever.

 

[Omega]

Scream 'RAPE!'