"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
girl slaps you
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Patrick124
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I'd call her a b!tch or cvnt or a fvcking wh0re[fully-well knowing another slap si coming, and grab her wrist halfway].
Then just smile at her and turn my back.
InsidiousNstinct
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If it was to happen I would make some remark to her to show that it didn't phase me.
Was last night THAT bad...? You told me I was the best you ever had...
Then punch her in the face and say....." And thats how I felt when your teeth was racking my d*ck!"
lol...don't do the above. Id tell your friend to confront her about it. Was it like a play slap or a "kiss my a$$ slap"
A girl just slapping someone for no reason sounds like bad trouble. I'd tell your friend to stay away from her. Chicks that unpredictiable should be locked up.
Reminds me of what happened yesterday which I might post about...
oh ya your such a don juan
seriously dude are you a man or a freiking vagina.Grow some balls.
If a chick slaps you, just ignore her, be like thanks i appreciate it, or something like that. Just play it off. If you make a big deal out of it, it will be a big deal. If you just ignore it, it will go away.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Centy
Don Juan
What I did was to just calmy look at her and say "wtf was that for!??" I didnt call her bad words, I didnt go ballistic, I just stared at her and said "well!?". And she just started to sob. I turned my back and walked away.
my advice would be to take it as a gentleman. Dont slap her back, dont say **** to her. Just hold your ground and ask wtf she did that.
Patrick124
Master Don Juan
If a lady disrespects me for no reason, why the **** should she get any respect from me?
I'm sorry, I have balls to actually do something in that situation other than stand there and take it.
If a girl starts cussing you out infront all your friends you gonna "grow a pair" and take it. Good for you man
She might be a lady, but shes a person first. People have to earn my respect. Slapping me is a oneway-ticket to my badside.
And as far as I've gone in life, a woman has never taken a slap at me. I'm just to lovable as is
hahYa, after reading centy's reply i realized that is the correct thing to do.
Mine would work as well, it would just confuse the hell out of her. But centy's puts the responsibility on her.
Pat, i got nothing against you, but you have much to learn young grasshopper
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
I'd call her a b!tch or cvnt or a fvcking wh0re[fully-well knowing another slap si coming, and grab her wrist halfway].
Then just smile at her and turn my back.
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ShizamDaMan
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If females want to be treated equally, then they need to follow the rules like everyone else. If a man slapped you in the face you could either sue him for assault or beat his ass into the ground in self defense.
AFK Protector
Master Don Juan
Me: Hot diddly damn, I think she likes me.
PuertoRican_Lover
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.