"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Girl is 'full figured'

MyOwnKryptonite

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Hey whats wrong with knocking boots with a girl that will have no objection to having a sandwich or two or three after sex?.......
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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sexxyback

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Whoever will fvck a 60 year old woman obvious has no standards.
 

Mind_Body_Soul

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He has standards but I think they are along the lines of must breathe air... most of the time.

He's like 38 and he met the old granny girl at a tradeshow (we work together). We always bust on him about it because the day after she came over to our booth and was totally diggin him and he couldn't save face.

But yea - that was more of a last call hook up for him.
 

ValleyDJing

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DJF or John said:
It doesn't matter if I like your chick, it matters if YOU LIKE HER. Hell, maybe she's only a 5 or 6, but maybe she supports you as a man and supports your growth?
:up: Props for not being shallow.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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SikWitIt

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Hey what's wrong with big girls?

They need love too, an if they really like you they'll put up with your **** like you wouldnt believe.
 

WisdomofaMadman

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Why do fat chicks give the best BJs?
Because they HAVE TO!


Do what you want. If she's 'full figured' but you don't mind, go for it. If she's too unattractive (for whatever reason) and repulses you, don't. Maybe she has a good personality. Maybe she's a kinky freak. Maybe she just has a sexy voice. The deciding factor shouldn't be whether some guys on a forum think you should fu(k her, it should be whether you want to.

From my own experience (and not my proudest moments), though, there is a BIG difference between a fat chick that you meet online or around town that wants sex, versus taking a fat chick home at the end of a night of heavy drinking. Beer goggles, in my experience, cause nothing but shame and regret.
 

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Mind_Body_Soul said:
My one friend, who has banged 100s of girls, is a total man-*****, would never turn down pu$$y. He's done hot girls, fat girls, ugly girls, old (grandma old) girls. They are all thankful.
I will second and third that. The secret is that the man-*****s treat all those girls the same, it's just ass. You gotta have the stomach for that but there is a lot to learn from how they operate. I only wish I had that in me.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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WisdomofaMadman said:
Why do fat chicks give the best BJs?
Because they HAVE TO!...
True. True...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Kiko-

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It's not really Don Juan-like, whatever floats down your boat.

Pray she ain't a whale.
 

onyx

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ive ****ed chubby girls, but never fat

the chubby girls i ****ed i wouldnt even consider bad, except for the fact they aren't skinny.

I ****ed a woman twice my ages as well, she said she was 40, but i thought she looked more like 50 hahahahahaahha

very drunken night that was, i ran bare foot from her house after she'd fallen to slepp haha
 
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