MyOwnKryptonite
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Hey whats wrong with knocking boots with a girl that will have no objection to having a sandwich or two or three after sex?.......
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Girl is 'full figured'
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mind_Body_Soul
Senior Don Juan
He has standards but I think they are along the lines of must breathe air... most of the time.
He's like 38 and he met the old granny girl at a tradeshow (we work together). We always bust on him about it because the day after she came over to our booth and was totally diggin him and he couldn't save face.
But yea - that was more of a last call hook up for him.
He's like 38 and he met the old granny girl at a tradeshow (we work together). We always bust on him about it because the day after she came over to our booth and was totally diggin him and he couldn't save face.
But yea - that was more of a last call hook up for him.
ValleyDJing
Master Don Juan
DJF or John said:
Props for not being shallow."She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
WisdomofaMadman
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Why do fat chicks give the best BJs?
Because they HAVE TO!
Do what you want. If she's 'full figured' but you don't mind, go for it. If she's too unattractive (for whatever reason) and repulses you, don't. Maybe she has a good personality. Maybe she's a kinky freak. Maybe she just has a sexy voice. The deciding factor shouldn't be whether some guys on a forum think you should fu(k her, it should be whether you want to.
From my own experience (and not my proudest moments), though, there is a BIG difference between a fat chick that you meet online or around town that wants sex, versus taking a fat chick home at the end of a night of heavy drinking. Beer goggles, in my experience, cause nothing but shame and regret.
Because they HAVE TO!
Do what you want. If she's 'full figured' but you don't mind, go for it. If she's too unattractive (for whatever reason) and repulses you, don't. Maybe she has a good personality. Maybe she's a kinky freak. Maybe she just has a sexy voice. The deciding factor shouldn't be whether some guys on a forum think you should fu(k her, it should be whether you want to.
From my own experience (and not my proudest moments), though, there is a BIG difference between a fat chick that you meet online or around town that wants sex, versus taking a fat chick home at the end of a night of heavy drinking. Beer goggles, in my experience, cause nothing but shame and regret.
Hydroblunt
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I will second and third that. The secret is that the man-*****s treat all those girls the same, it's just ass. You gotta have the stomach for that but there is a lot to learn from how they operate. I only wish I had that in me.Mind_Body_Soul said:
Francisco d'Anconia
Master Don Juan
True. True...WisdomofaMadman said:
bigjohnson
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Yeah I get that a lot. *Queue rimshot*Hydroblunt said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
ive ****ed chubby girls, but never fat
the chubby girls i ****ed i wouldnt even consider bad, except for the fact they aren't skinny.
I ****ed a woman twice my ages as well, she said she was 40, but i thought she looked more like 50 hahahahahaahha
very drunken night that was, i ran bare foot from her house after she'd fallen to slepp haha
the chubby girls i ****ed i wouldnt even consider bad, except for the fact they aren't skinny.
I ****ed a woman twice my ages as well, she said she was 40, but i thought she looked more like 50 hahahahahaahha
very drunken night that was, i ran bare foot from her house after she'd fallen to slepp haha