RSanders219
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Well as the thread title says, how would you.. Or how have you played off this calling out?
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Girl calls you out on being ****y, how would you play it off?
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
TheManOfSteel
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"Why yes, thank you I am but quit looking down there, my face is up here."
Check, and mate.
Check, and mate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
tryst type
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"thanks for noticing!"
The Bad Ass Canadian
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"You like it..."
followed by a sly grin.
followed by a sly grin.
RSanders219
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I've always gone for this personally, then following it up with a "So what else do you likeThe Bad Ass Canadian said:
" when texting. Sh!t works great and cooks up some sexual tension.Marvin Gaye
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I dig the "You would be ****y too if you were full of me,"
The College Jock
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I'd flip the script back on her, and call her out.
''Why are you talking about my disabilities (disabilities being your ''****y attitude'') like that....Look how long we go back?, When are you going to cook me dinner, I like shepherd's pie'' with a ''lol'',
So she knows I'm busting her balls - I won't say ''Only kidding or just joking'',
''Why are you talking about my disabilities (disabilities being your ''****y attitude'') like that....Look how long we go back?, When are you going to cook me dinner, I like shepherd's pie'' with a ''lol'',
So she knows I'm busting her balls - I won't say ''Only kidding or just joking'',
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.
All of these replies make my balls hurt.
If she has the time to think you're needing to be called out, you're one of her girlfriends.
Always keep the hamster spinning wheels in her noggin' with the mystery of what you're going to do to her.
All of these replies make my balls hurt.
If she has the time to think you're needing to be called out, you're one of her girlfriends.
Always keep the hamster spinning wheels in her noggin' with the mystery of what you're going to do to her.