RSanders219
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Well as the thread title says, how would you.. Or how have you played off this calling out?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Girl calls you out on being ****y, how would you play it off?
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
TheManOfSteel
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"Why yes, thank you I am but quit looking down there, my face is up here."
Check, and mate.
Check, and mate.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
tryst type
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"thanks for noticing!"
The Bad Ass Canadian
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"You like it..."
followed by a sly grin.
followed by a sly grin.
RSanders219
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I've always gone for this personally, then following it up with a "So what else do you likeThe Bad Ass Canadian said:
" when texting. Sh!t works great and cooks up some sexual tension.Marvin Gaye
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I dig the "You would be ****y too if you were full of me,"
The College Jock
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I'd flip the script back on her, and call her out.
''Why are you talking about my disabilities (disabilities being your ''****y attitude'') like that....Look how long we go back?, When are you going to cook me dinner, I like shepherd's pie'' with a ''lol'',
So she knows I'm busting her balls - I won't say ''Only kidding or just joking'',
''Why are you talking about my disabilities (disabilities being your ''****y attitude'') like that....Look how long we go back?, When are you going to cook me dinner, I like shepherd's pie'' with a ''lol'',
So she knows I'm busting her balls - I won't say ''Only kidding or just joking'',
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
KarmaSutra
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Jesus-thefvckbastard-Christ.
All of these replies make my balls hurt.
If she has the time to think you're needing to be called out, you're one of her girlfriends.
Always keep the hamster spinning wheels in her noggin' with the mystery of what you're going to do to her.
All of these replies make my balls hurt.
If she has the time to think you're needing to be called out, you're one of her girlfriends.
Always keep the hamster spinning wheels in her noggin' with the mystery of what you're going to do to her.