“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Girl calling you "horny"...good responces?

Climax

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Her: You are so horny

You: Yeah... so whats the problem? *grin*


Laterz...
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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MetalFortress

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Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I don’t fully agree with this.... I know 1st hand that women can give the best advice compared to the advice a man can give u. It all depends on WHO the chick u are asking is. And the same applies for men. Some MEN will give u sh!t advice, and some will give u golden advice. Same rules apply to women. So don’t go disregarding everything a WOMAN told u because its a WOMAN that told it to you, rather look at WHAT she is saying, and then judge if u think the ADVICE is good or not.

Just something for u to think about.:rolleyes: ;)


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I said TYPICALLY women give bad advice. That means most of the time. I didn't say all women do. And the ones who don't, tend to give really, really good advice.
 

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"Hah! You wish I was horny, you little vixen"
(dumb)


"And you're not?"
(dumb)


"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)



"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)


Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"

Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
 

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
Dumb.:rolleyes:

*G*


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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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'you love it' is best becaus it turns it back on her and if she digs that anchor it with some horn.

or 'shut up and suck'
 

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Originally posted by shark
Girl: blahblahblah..your so horny!
'Hmm, you wanna fix that?' ;)


I like the mirror one though. Its pretty good. :D
 

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You're so horny?

Oh crap! Again!?!? Excuse me for 2 mins - I'm going behnid the tree...
 

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Here is a good one that I just thought up....

Chick: You’re so horny!

You: I know! :/ ... My blowup doll has one too many holes in it.... so it kinda got deflated. *G*

If she doesn’t get a laugh out of that, then she doesn’t have a sence of humour!


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
"Hah! You wish I was horny, you little vixen"
(dumb)


"And you're not?"
(dumb)


"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)



"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)


Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"

Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
So you say nothing than turn your back on her? Then she jumps on you? Are you sure that works?
 
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