"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Girl calling you "horny"...good responces?
- Thread starter shark
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
You: And how does that make you FEEL?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
....Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I don’t fully agree with this.... I know 1st hand that women can give the best advice compared to the advice a man can give u. It all depends on WHO the chick u are asking is. And the same applies for men. Some MEN will give u sh!t advice, and some will give u golden advice. Same rules apply to women. So don’t go disregarding everything a WOMAN told u because its a WOMAN that told it to you, rather look at WHAT she is saying, and then judge if u think the ADVICE is good or not.
Just something for u to think about.
Laterz...
I said TYPICALLY women give bad advice. That means most of the time. I didn't say all women do. And the ones who don't, tend to give really, really good advice.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
(dumb)
"And you're not?"
(dumb)
"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)
"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)
Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"
Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
&UWlNoMeByThTrlOPusy
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Keeper
Master Don Juan
Oh crap! Again!?!? Excuse me for 2 mins - I'm going behnid the tree...
Chick: You’re so horny!
You: I know! :/ ... My blowup doll has one too many holes in it.... so it kinda got deflated. *G*
If she doesn’t get a laugh out of that, then she doesn’t have a sence of humour!
Laterz...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Jukeboxhero
Senior Don Juan
So you say nothing than turn your back on her? Then she jumps on you? Are you sure that works?