"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Girl calling you "horny"...good responces?
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
You: And how does that make you FEEL?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
....Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I don’t fully agree with this.... I know 1st hand that women can give the best advice compared to the advice a man can give u. It all depends on WHO the chick u are asking is. And the same applies for men. Some MEN will give u sh!t advice, and some will give u golden advice. Same rules apply to women. So don’t go disregarding everything a WOMAN told u because its a WOMAN that told it to you, rather look at WHAT she is saying, and then judge if u think the ADVICE is good or not.
Just something for u to think about.
Laterz...
I said TYPICALLY women give bad advice. That means most of the time. I didn't say all women do. And the ones who don't, tend to give really, really good advice.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
(dumb)
"And you're not?"
(dumb)
"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)
"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)
Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"
Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
&UWlNoMeByThTrlOPusy
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Keeper
Master Don Juan
Oh crap! Again!?!? Excuse me for 2 mins - I'm going behnid the tree...
Chick: You’re so horny!
You: I know! :/ ... My blowup doll has one too many holes in it.... so it kinda got deflated. *G*
If she doesn’t get a laugh out of that, then she doesn’t have a sence of humour!
Laterz...
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Jukeboxhero
Senior Don Juan
So you say nothing than turn your back on her? Then she jumps on you? Are you sure that works?