"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

Read more...

Girl calling you "horny"...good responces?

Climax

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 2, 2004
Messages
2,329
Reaction score
5
Her: You are so horny

You: Yeah... so whats the problem? *grin*


Laterz...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

Read more...

MetalFortress

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 28, 2003
Messages
3,264
Reaction score
22
Location
Keesler AFB, Mississippi
Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I don’t fully agree with this.... I know 1st hand that women can give the best advice compared to the advice a man can give u. It all depends on WHO the chick u are asking is. And the same applies for men. Some MEN will give u sh!t advice, and some will give u golden advice. Same rules apply to women. So don’t go disregarding everything a WOMAN told u because its a WOMAN that told it to you, rather look at WHAT she is saying, and then judge if u think the ADVICE is good or not.

Just something for u to think about.:rolleyes: ;)


Laterz...
....

I said TYPICALLY women give bad advice. That means most of the time. I didn't say all women do. And the ones who don't, tend to give really, really good advice.
 

Boner da Stoner

Master Don Juan
Joined
Aug 24, 2005
Messages
659
Reaction score
0
Location
Iqaluit Nunavut
"Hah! You wish I was horny, you little vixen"
(dumb)


"And you're not?"
(dumb)


"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)



"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)


Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"

Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
 

Climax

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 2, 2004
Messages
2,329
Reaction score
5
Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
Dumb.:rolleyes:

*G*


Laterz...
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Joined
Oct 15, 2005
Messages
35
Reaction score
0
'you love it' is best becaus it turns it back on her and if she digs that anchor it with some horn.

or 'shut up and suck'
 

arutha

Senior Don Juan
Joined
May 30, 2005
Messages
386
Reaction score
3
Age
39
Location
Australia
Originally posted by shark
Girl: blahblahblah..your so horny!
'Hmm, you wanna fix that?' ;)


I like the mirror one though. Its pretty good. :D
 

Keeper

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 27, 2004
Messages
503
Reaction score
0
Age
40
Location
South Africa
You're so horny?

Oh crap! Again!?!? Excuse me for 2 mins - I'm going behnid the tree...
 

Climax

Master Don Juan
Joined
Dec 2, 2004
Messages
2,329
Reaction score
5
Here is a good one that I just thought up....

Chick: You’re so horny!

You: I know! :/ ... My blowup doll has one too many holes in it.... so it kinda got deflated. *G*

If she doesn’t get a laugh out of that, then she doesn’t have a sence of humour!


Laterz...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Jukeboxhero

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Sep 21, 2005
Messages
233
Reaction score
0
Age
48
Location
Columbus, Ohio
Originally posted by Boner da Stoner
"Hah! You wish I was horny, you little vixen"
(dumb)


"And you're not?"
(dumb)


"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)



"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)


Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"

Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
So you say nothing than turn your back on her? Then she jumps on you? Are you sure that works?
 
Top