"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Girl calling you "horny"...good responces?
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
B-Lemond
Master Don Juan
You: And how does that make you FEEL?
MetalFortress
Master Don Juan
....Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
I don’t fully agree with this.... I know 1st hand that women can give the best advice compared to the advice a man can give u. It all depends on WHO the chick u are asking is. And the same applies for men. Some MEN will give u sh!t advice, and some will give u golden advice. Same rules apply to women. So don’t go disregarding everything a WOMAN told u because its a WOMAN that told it to you, rather look at WHAT she is saying, and then judge if u think the ADVICE is good or not.
Just something for u to think about.
Laterz...
I said TYPICALLY women give bad advice. That means most of the time. I didn't say all women do. And the ones who don't, tend to give really, really good advice.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
(dumb)
"And you're not?"
(dumb)
"Me? Horny? Why of all the scandalous things to say ... no, wait, yeah I'm horny..."
(dumb, sounds high school)
"Yeah .... and your point is?"
(dumb)
Lol, I could pull these off, and then throw in an air of "you insult me by making horny seem wrong, why do you girls teach this stuff?"
Turn away from the girl and let her SHOW AND TELL me exactly why she used the word horny in the first place.:crackup:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
&UWlNoMeByThTrlOPusy
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Keeper
Master Don Juan
Oh crap! Again!?!? Excuse me for 2 mins - I'm going behnid the tree...
Chick: You’re so horny!
You: I know! :/ ... My blowup doll has one too many holes in it.... so it kinda got deflated. *G*
If she doesn’t get a laugh out of that, then she doesn’t have a sence of humour!
Laterz...
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Jukeboxhero
Senior Don Juan
So you say nothing than turn your back on her? Then she jumps on you? Are you sure that works?