"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I nominate this as the best thread of the year because -
- Best title of a thread
- Best link to external entertainment
I second that motion!
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“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”
Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.
I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.
Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules. Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.
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... The Simpsons are my favorite show and I rush home after work to catch it. It's hilarious ... and yes, Family Guy is a hoot, too.
C'mon JC, lighten up!
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOO !!!!!
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Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
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Today's cartoons are pretty funny. I think "Family Guy", "King of the Hill", and "The Simpsons" are perhaps the three best shows on TV. One of my best friends said it's a sad day for TV when the characters in "King of The Hill" and "The Simpsons" are more developed than any other TV shows with live characters. So true. I like "Law & Order" but really ... there is hardly any character development.
"Family Guy" is a hoot and "The Simpsons" are my favorite. I've just started getting into "King of the Hill" after ignoring it for many years.
* Simpson's has great takes on women loving bad boys ... they rip the sh-t out of it. Bart falls in love with his teenage babysitter, whose boyfriend is punk Jimbo Jones. Bart: "What do you see in this guy? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules." .... The babysitter and Lisa let out big sighs.
Another episode, Bart is falling for the mean preacher's daughter. Daughter: "You're BAD Bart Simpson, real BAD."
Bart: "I'm bad to the bone baby."
Hilarious!
"in the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh!"
Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie Demiecko: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Connie: Mooom!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gigg-i-ty.
You could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay.
Quagmire: Lois, will you go out with me?
Lois: Well... sure. It'd be safer to go out with you than some sex pervert.
Quagmire: Alright I'm in!!! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!!!!!
[after seeing girl all tied up in a bathroom stall]
Dear diary, ...JACKPOT!
"Here's to the drunken clam (a bar), where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I"
(After having sex)
Social Service Woman: Glen, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey I gotta question for you to. Why are you still here?
Baby, you must be a Parking Ticket, cause you got Fine written all over you!
Quagmire (in a lesbian bar) So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated?
You have to be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire!
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
I felt guilty once...but then she woke up half way through
:crackup:
Quagmire rules. funniest character on tv today.
J
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Lois (off camera) - "Say how much you love to eat the red carpet!"
Quagmire ( Walking on the sidewalk, eavesdropping, Then falls on his back ) - "Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity . . .