"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
giggity giggity giggity
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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- Best title of a thread
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I nominate this as the best thread of the year because -
- Best title of a thread
- Best link to external entertainment
I second that motion!
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
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... The Simpsons are my favorite show and I rush home after work to catch it. It's hilarious ... and yes, Family Guy is a hoot, too.
C'mon JC, lighten up!
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOO !!!!!
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Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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Today's cartoons are pretty funny. I think "Family Guy", "King of the Hill", and "The Simpsons" are perhaps the three best shows on TV. One of my best friends said it's a sad day for TV when the characters in "King of The Hill" and "The Simpsons" are more developed than any other TV shows with live characters. So true. I like "Law & Order" but really ... there is hardly any character development.
"Family Guy" is a hoot and "The Simpsons" are my favorite. I've just started getting into "King of the Hill" after ignoring it for many years.
* Simpson's has great takes on women loving bad boys ... they rip the sh-t out of it. Bart falls in love with his teenage babysitter, whose boyfriend is punk Jimbo Jones. Bart: "What do you see in this guy? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules." .... The babysitter and Lisa let out big sighs.
Another episode, Bart is falling for the mean preacher's daughter. Daughter: "You're BAD Bart Simpson, real BAD."
Bart: "I'm bad to the bone baby."
Hilarious!
"in the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh!"
Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie Demiecko: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Connie: Mooom!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gigg-i-ty.
You could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay.
Quagmire: Lois, will you go out with me?
Lois: Well... sure. It'd be safer to go out with you than some sex pervert.
Quagmire: Alright I'm in!!! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!!!!!
[after seeing girl all tied up in a bathroom stall]
Dear diary, ...JACKPOT!
"Here's to the drunken clam (a bar), where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I"
(After having sex)
Social Service Woman: Glen, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey I gotta question for you to. Why are you still here?
Baby, you must be a Parking Ticket, cause you got Fine written all over you!
Quagmire (in a lesbian bar) So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated?
You have to be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire!
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
I felt guilty once...but then she woke up half way through
:crackup:
Quagmire rules. funniest character on tv today.
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Lois (off camera) - "Say how much you love to eat the red carpet!"
Quagmire ( Walking on the sidewalk, eavesdropping, Then falls on his back ) - "Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity . . .