"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
giggity giggity giggity
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I nominate this as the best thread of the year because -
- Best title of a thread
- Best link to external entertainment
I second that motion!
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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... The Simpsons are my favorite show and I rush home after work to catch it. It's hilarious ... and yes, Family Guy is a hoot, too.
C'mon JC, lighten up!
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOO !!!!!
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Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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Today's cartoons are pretty funny. I think "Family Guy", "King of the Hill", and "The Simpsons" are perhaps the three best shows on TV. One of my best friends said it's a sad day for TV when the characters in "King of The Hill" and "The Simpsons" are more developed than any other TV shows with live characters. So true. I like "Law & Order" but really ... there is hardly any character development.
"Family Guy" is a hoot and "The Simpsons" are my favorite. I've just started getting into "King of the Hill" after ignoring it for many years.
* Simpson's has great takes on women loving bad boys ... they rip the sh-t out of it. Bart falls in love with his teenage babysitter, whose boyfriend is punk Jimbo Jones. Bart: "What do you see in this guy? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules." .... The babysitter and Lisa let out big sighs.
Another episode, Bart is falling for the mean preacher's daughter. Daughter: "You're BAD Bart Simpson, real BAD."
Bart: "I'm bad to the bone baby."
Hilarious!
"in the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh!"
Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie Demiecko: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Connie: Mooom!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gigg-i-ty.
You could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay.
Quagmire: Lois, will you go out with me?
Lois: Well... sure. It'd be safer to go out with you than some sex pervert.
Quagmire: Alright I'm in!!! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!!!!!
[after seeing girl all tied up in a bathroom stall]
Dear diary, ...JACKPOT!
"Here's to the drunken clam (a bar), where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I"
(After having sex)
Social Service Woman: Glen, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey I gotta question for you to. Why are you still here?
Baby, you must be a Parking Ticket, cause you got Fine written all over you!
Quagmire (in a lesbian bar) So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated?
You have to be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire!
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
I felt guilty once...but then she woke up half way through
:crackup:
Quagmire rules. funniest character on tv today.
J
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Lois (off camera) - "Say how much you love to eat the red carpet!"
Quagmire ( Walking on the sidewalk, eavesdropping, Then falls on his back ) - "Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity . . .