"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
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Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
I nominate this as the best thread of the year because -
- Best title of a thread
- Best link to external entertainment
I second that motion!
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"
I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.
The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.
Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.
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... The Simpsons are my favorite show and I rush home after work to catch it. It's hilarious ... and yes, Family Guy is a hoot, too.
C'mon JC, lighten up!
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GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOO !!!!!
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Quagmire: Hello, and welcome to another edition of Midnight Q. Tonight we're gonna enjoy some jazz from Charles Mingus. Norman Maylor's here to read an excerpt from his latest work. And we also have a girl from Omaha hiding a banana. We're gonna find out where. Giggity giggity. Giggity goo. Stick around.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
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Today's cartoons are pretty funny. I think "Family Guy", "King of the Hill", and "The Simpsons" are perhaps the three best shows on TV. One of my best friends said it's a sad day for TV when the characters in "King of The Hill" and "The Simpsons" are more developed than any other TV shows with live characters. So true. I like "Law & Order" but really ... there is hardly any character development.
"Family Guy" is a hoot and "The Simpsons" are my favorite. I've just started getting into "King of the Hill" after ignoring it for many years.
* Simpson's has great takes on women loving bad boys ... they rip the sh-t out of it. Bart falls in love with his teenage babysitter, whose boyfriend is punk Jimbo Jones. Bart: "What do you see in this guy? He's just a good-looking rebel who plays by his own rules." .... The babysitter and Lisa let out big sighs.
Another episode, Bart is falling for the mean preacher's daughter. Daughter: "You're BAD Bart Simpson, real BAD."
Bart: "I'm bad to the bone baby."
Hilarious!
"in the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .......... and home by 11! Oh!"
Quagmire: Hey there, sweetie. How old are you?
Connie Demiecko: Sixteen.
Quagmire: Eighteen? You're first.
Connie: Mooom!!
Quagmire: I like where this is going. Giggity, giggity, gigg-i-ty.
You could ***** yourself out to 1000 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece. Or 50 really fat chicks for 1000 bucks a piece. Fat chicks need love too-- but they have to pay.
Quagmire: Lois, will you go out with me?
Lois: Well... sure. It'd be safer to go out with you than some sex pervert.
Quagmire: Alright I'm in!!! Giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy giggidy!!!!!
[after seeing girl all tied up in a bathroom stall]
Dear diary, ...JACKPOT!
"Here's to the drunken clam (a bar), where they don't ask for proof of age and neither do I"
(After having sex)
Social Service Woman: Glen, honey, I have a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: Hey I gotta question for you to. Why are you still here?
Baby, you must be a Parking Ticket, cause you got Fine written all over you!
Quagmire (in a lesbian bar) So... any of you ladies ever been penetrated?
You have to be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire!
Peter: I'm gonna go microwave a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: Butter's in the fridge!
I felt guilty once...but then she woke up half way through
:crackup:
Quagmire rules. funniest character on tv today.
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Lois (off camera) - "Say how much you love to eat the red carpet!"
Quagmire ( Walking on the sidewalk, eavesdropping, Then falls on his back ) - "Giggity giggity giggity giggity giggity . . .