Never had it happen before but my gf's daughter walked in on us doing the dirty dirty. I'm pretty sure the kid is scarred for life now. Damn lock didn't lock properly. I guess it's a little fortunate that her kid has seen stuff like that in movies and probably heard things about it from her friends but it was still awkward.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
GF's Kid Walked in On Us
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
MillionBillionaire
Master Don Juan
well at least she will have an interesting story to tell when she gets older.
backseatjuan
Banned
I walked in on my mom. It screws you up good. It’s none of your fault.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
backseatjuan
Banned
It’s 100% her fault. In your future encounters with her pay more attention to kid. Take them to a park, no sex.
Never said I was.
I know but I’m just saying don’t feel bad about it.
redskinsfan92
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Another reason to avoid single moms
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Funny and sad dude... funny and sad...
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Bro i wont even think about stepping foot in a chicks place if her kids are there. Thats just wierd bro. Baby daddy finds out he will murder you potentially. Not only that but i cant let loose sexually with a woman if I know kids are nearby its a very sickening thought to me.
wifehunter
Master Don Juan
I was just going to say that!
Serenity
Moderator
I have done this, my father fvcking my step mother. I heard sounds through the wall, went to check as I was worried, they said everything was ok and I went back to bed. I didn't even understand what they actually did, the memory resurfaced years later and I understood what happened. I'm not damaged by it, of course they fvck, what sort of broken relationship would it be if they didn't enjoy that?
The result? @MillionBillionaire said it best:
Sex isn't something to be ashamed of, it's a perfectly human thing to do.
AttackFormation
Master Don Juan
Agreed, if I had children I would raise them "sex positively". However as was brought up in another example, I doubt a little girl seeing and hearing her single mother bring home different guys to fvck her all the time is a risk free experience for the kid formatively speaking...
Serenity
Moderator
Well, that's something else, especially if it happens several times. I agree with that.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.