"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gender Test

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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CLOONEY

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Mine said there is a %0 chance I am a woman, WTF does that mean, when afterwards it says the test thinks I am a woman? hahaha, trip of a test.
 

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Did yall register just to take that test?
 

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i registered..
i think u could use a fake email address if u wanted, i didnt..


they are 36% sure that i am a man..

2% of people are more male then me, 1% are as male as me, and 97% are more female then me.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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One reason this test is retarded:

Your answers are compared to what OTHER MALES & FEMALES have answered.

Now, since we know that most males are just plain pussies, the test has considered "*****" to be mainly.

Although the reason for this test is just to be a little amazed at how it managed to figure out your gender, even though sometimes it's pretty obvious.
 

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lol

lol... this is the dumbest test i have ever done in my life, *sigh*..



oh ya.... and it sais i'm a man.. yay?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 

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8% sure I'm a man. 26% more man than I, 6% equal, 67% more female and I.

<looks down pants> Good enough.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Originally posted by Alpine
Pull your pants down and look between your legs.

Slightly quicker and more certain:rolleyes:
I took your idea Alpine. So in my case, I'm 68% sure I'm a man.
 

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5% more male than you — 2% like you — 93% more female than you




Hear me roar.
 

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I really don't understand this test. It says there are only 1% "more male" than me, yet it's confused as to whether or not I'm really a guy.
 

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After little thought, I believe I have a way to render the Sparknotes quiz obsolete.

Question 1: I have a ____
a) Penis
b) Vagina

Question 2: Are you sure?
a) Yes
b) No
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by souporman
i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
Same, lol, whoever wrote that test, does not know proper english!
 
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