"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Mine said there is a %0 chance I am a woman, WTF does that mean, when afterwards it says the test thinks I am a woman? hahaha, trip of a test.
 

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Did yall register just to take that test?
 

quest

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i registered..
i think u could use a fake email address if u wanted, i didnt..


they are 36% sure that i am a man..

2% of people are more male then me, 1% are as male as me, and 97% are more female then me.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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One reason this test is retarded:

Your answers are compared to what OTHER MALES & FEMALES have answered.

Now, since we know that most males are just plain pussies, the test has considered "*****" to be mainly.

Although the reason for this test is just to be a little amazed at how it managed to figure out your gender, even though sometimes it's pretty obvious.
 

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lol

lol... this is the dumbest test i have ever done in my life, *sigh*..



oh ya.... and it sais i'm a man.. yay?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 

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8% sure I'm a man. 26% more man than I, 6% equal, 67% more female and I.

<looks down pants> Good enough.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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Originally posted by Alpine
Pull your pants down and look between your legs.

Slightly quicker and more certain:rolleyes:
I took your idea Alpine. So in my case, I'm 68% sure I'm a man.
 

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5% more male than you — 2% like you — 93% more female than you




Hear me roar.
 

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I really don't understand this test. It says there are only 1% "more male" than me, yet it's confused as to whether or not I'm really a guy.
 

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After little thought, I believe I have a way to render the Sparknotes quiz obsolete.

Question 1: I have a ____
a) Penis
b) Vagina

Question 2: Are you sure?
a) Yes
b) No
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by souporman
i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
Same, lol, whoever wrote that test, does not know proper english!
 
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