"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Gender Test

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mine said there is a %0 chance I am a woman, WTF does that mean, when afterwards it says the test thinks I am a woman? hahaha, trip of a test.
 
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Did yall register just to take that test?
 
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i registered..
i think u could use a fake email address if u wanted, i didnt..


they are 36% sure that i am a man..

2% of people are more male then me, 1% are as male as me, and 97% are more female then me.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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One reason this test is retarded:

Your answers are compared to what OTHER MALES & FEMALES have answered.

Now, since we know that most males are just plain pussies, the test has considered "*****" to be mainly.

Although the reason for this test is just to be a little amazed at how it managed to figure out your gender, even though sometimes it's pretty obvious.
 
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lol

lol... this is the dumbest test i have ever done in my life, *sigh*..



oh ya.... and it sais i'm a man.. yay?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 
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8% sure I'm a man. 26% more man than I, 6% equal, 67% more female and I.

<looks down pants> Good enough.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Originally posted by Alpine
Pull your pants down and look between your legs.

Slightly quicker and more certain:rolleyes:
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I took your idea Alpine. So in my case, I'm 68% sure I'm a man.
 
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5% more male than you — 2% like you — 93% more female than you




Hear me roar.
 
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I really don't understand this test. It says there are only 1% "more male" than me, yet it's confused as to whether or not I'm really a guy.
 
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After little thought, I believe I have a way to render the Sparknotes quiz obsolete.

Question 1: I have a ____
a) Penis
b) Vagina

Question 2: Are you sure?
a) Yes
b) No
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
 
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Originally posted by souporman
i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
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Same, lol, whoever wrote that test, does not know proper english!
 
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