"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gender Test

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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CLOONEY

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Mine said there is a %0 chance I am a woman, WTF does that mean, when afterwards it says the test thinks I am a woman? hahaha, trip of a test.
 

TyTe`EyEs

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Did yall register just to take that test?
 

quest

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i registered..
i think u could use a fake email address if u wanted, i didnt..


they are 36% sure that i am a man..

2% of people are more male then me, 1% are as male as me, and 97% are more female then me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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One reason this test is retarded:

Your answers are compared to what OTHER MALES & FEMALES have answered.

Now, since we know that most males are just plain pussies, the test has considered "*****" to be mainly.

Although the reason for this test is just to be a little amazed at how it managed to figure out your gender, even though sometimes it's pretty obvious.
 

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lol

lol... this is the dumbest test i have ever done in my life, *sigh*..



oh ya.... and it sais i'm a man.. yay?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 

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8% sure I'm a man. 26% more man than I, 6% equal, 67% more female and I.

<looks down pants> Good enough.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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sfalexi

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Originally posted by Alpine
Pull your pants down and look between your legs.

Slightly quicker and more certain:rolleyes:
I took your idea Alpine. So in my case, I'm 68% sure I'm a man.
 

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5% more male than you — 2% like you — 93% more female than you




Hear me roar.
 

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I really don't understand this test. It says there are only 1% "more male" than me, yet it's confused as to whether or not I'm really a guy.
 

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After little thought, I believe I have a way to render the Sparknotes quiz obsolete.

Question 1: I have a ____
a) Penis
b) Vagina

Question 2: Are you sure?
a) Yes
b) No
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by souporman
i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
Same, lol, whoever wrote that test, does not know proper english!
 
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