"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Gender Test

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Mine said there is a %0 chance I am a woman, WTF does that mean, when afterwards it says the test thinks I am a woman? hahaha, trip of a test.
 
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Did yall register just to take that test?
 
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i registered..
i think u could use a fake email address if u wanted, i didnt..


they are 36% sure that i am a man..

2% of people are more male then me, 1% are as male as me, and 97% are more female then me.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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One reason this test is retarded:

Your answers are compared to what OTHER MALES & FEMALES have answered.

Now, since we know that most males are just plain pussies, the test has considered "*****" to be mainly.

Although the reason for this test is just to be a little amazed at how it managed to figure out your gender, even though sometimes it's pretty obvious.
 
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lol

lol... this is the dumbest test i have ever done in my life, *sigh*..



oh ya.... and it sais i'm a man.. yay?:rolleyes:


Laterz...
 
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8% sure I'm a man. 26% more man than I, 6% equal, 67% more female and I.

<looks down pants> Good enough.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Originally posted by Alpine
Pull your pants down and look between your legs.

Slightly quicker and more certain:rolleyes:
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I took your idea Alpine. So in my case, I'm 68% sure I'm a man.
 
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5% more male than you — 2% like you — 93% more female than you




Hear me roar.
 
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I really don't understand this test. It says there are only 1% "more male" than me, yet it's confused as to whether or not I'm really a guy.
 
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After little thought, I believe I have a way to render the Sparknotes quiz obsolete.

Question 1: I have a ____
a) Penis
b) Vagina

Question 2: Are you sure?
a) Yes
b) No
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
 
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Originally posted by souporman
i got 0% chance that i'm a woman... then it said that i was a woman.
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Same, lol, whoever wrote that test, does not know proper english!
 
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