"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gary Busey kisses Jennifer Garner on the red carpet wtf?

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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I don't know, but I wouldn't want to be Ben Affleck in that situation. Can you imagine having to confront Gary Busey? :eek: Busey is a lose cannon and there is no telling what kind of crazy sh!t he would do during a fight.
 

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gary busey is awesome.

if everyone in the world were like gary busey none of the plumbing would work, we'd have no electricty and everything would be falling apart, but it would be a damn entertaining world to live in none the less.

gary busey is someone who doesn't give a damn what anyone thinks and is at one with the absurdity of life.

he's lucky he made it as an actor though, because he'd otherwise probably be a bum on the street.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Don't worry, some of you are already creeping out women, just by being yourselves. No need to emulate mr. Busey.
 

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I must say that we had Gary do a presentation at the HS that I teach at a few weeks ago.. and well.... he was by everyones agreement the WORST speaker we have had in quite a while here.
 

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dakota said:
I must say that we had Gary do a presentation at the HS that I teach at a few weeks ago.. and well.... he was by everyones agreement the WORST speaker we have had in quite a while here.
Is this what you're talking about? http://youtube.com/watch?v=UjaQkUbPbHE
 

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i bet you a guy like busey would be one of the best friends you could ever have.

he seems like the kind of guy that would help anyone out.

yes he's crazy, but i think he just gets a kick out of making people feel uncomfortable and ruffling their feathers.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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