"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Gangsta Fag
- Thread starter Jimbo2k
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
funnyest **** ever.backbreaker
Master Don Juan
that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Speaking of liberal media....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
burn it and give it to your buddy as a christmas present.
He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
shadowfox
Don Juan
:rockon:
Oh my god?
Oh my god?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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That was so FVCKING GAY ! LOL!!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
www.mchawking.com
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.