"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Gangsta Fag
- Thread starter Jimbo2k
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
funnyest **** ever.backbreaker
Master Don Juan
that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Speaking of liberal media....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
burn it and give it to your buddy as a christmas present.
He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
shadowfox
Don Juan
:rockon:
Oh my god?
Oh my god?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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That was so FVCKING GAY ! LOL!!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
www.mchawking.com
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.