"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Gangsta Fag
- Thread starter Jimbo2k
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
funnyest **** ever.backbreaker
Master Don Juan
that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Speaking of liberal media....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
burn it and give it to your buddy as a christmas present.
He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
shadowfox
Don Juan
:rockon:
Oh my god?
Oh my god?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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That was so FVCKING GAY ! LOL!!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
www.mchawking.com
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.