"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Gangsta Fag
- Thread starter Jimbo2k
- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
funnyest **** ever.backbreaker
Master Don Juan
that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Speaking of liberal media....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
burn it and give it to your buddy as a christmas present.
He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
shadowfox
Don Juan
:rockon:
Oh my god?
Oh my god?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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That was so FVCKING GAY ! LOL!!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
www.mchawking.com
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.