"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Gangsta Fag
- Thread starter Jimbo2k
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
oakraiderz2
Master Don Juan
Gay...haha...seriously...that was fvckin gay sh*t.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
funnyest **** ever.backbreaker
Master Don Juan
that is the funniest CD I ever heard in my life.. 'm going to burn it and play it in my car like it's a normal CD and see the reaction I get next time I am on a date.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Create Reality
Master Don Juan
Speaking of liberal media....
spider_007
Master Don Juan
burn it and give it to your buddy as a christmas present.
He said he wasn't gay, he just wanted to chat
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
Then a half hour later, he's massaging my back
In his wife's room, he gave me some head
Went in the next room and f*cked on his kid's bed
F*cked and we f*cked like b!tches in heat
I came on his face and all over the sheets
I knew that I was done, when I started gettin' soft
I grabbed the kid's toy, and I wiped my d!ck off
He's lyin' on the bed still tryin' to recover
I'm dressed and I'm out as my car burns rubber!!
-"He Wants It"
shadowfox
Don Juan
:rockon:
Oh my god?
Oh my god?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Mr. Unique
Master Don Juan
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That was so FVCKING GAY ! LOL!!
LowPlainsDrifter
Senior Don Juan
www.mchawking.com
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.
Very funny stuff - Stephen Hawking sings science oriented rap songs in that speak-and-spell voice he uses to communicate with the world.