"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funny 300 pictures thread! post em!

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I'll start :rockon:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/thisisalligotz.jpg
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“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Docs said:
What is this 300 thing? Do I live in a shell? What's a movie?
(seriously asking all three questions too..)
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Yeah, that movie came out of no where for me. Overnight, it seemed all the guys I know were obsessed with this movie.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I don't own a TV, movies are $8 a pop, and I just found out today there was a big train wreck in my city and it happened yesterday!
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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LMAO! That s.hit was funny. I liked the soccer one and the story about the dude kicking the lesbo in the chest.

But as for other people posting them...I'm pretty sure you're the only one who knows how to make em or find em Kev.
 
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I just watched Cheech n Chongs Next Movie and it was way better than 300.
 
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
 
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Great thread... The red sauce on pasta actually looked as if he said it. I wonder who had the time to realize that the linguistics were the same between what he said and what was captioned.
 
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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
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I didn't make em, I'm not that sad. lol
 
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