"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Funny 300 pictures thread! post em!

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I'll start :rockon:

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/thisisalligotz.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/SPARTA.jpg
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/BYAHH.jpg
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http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtdude.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/pinkshirtguy2.jpg
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b33/Keve07/300 funny pix/redsauce.gif
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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What is this 300 thing? Do I live in a shell? What's a movie?
(seriously asking all three questions too..)
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Yeah, that movie came out of no where for me. Overnight, it seemed all the guys I know were obsessed with this movie.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I don't own a TV, movies are $8 a pop, and I just found out today there was a big train wreck in my city and it happened yesterday!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LMAO! That s.hit was funny. I liked the soccer one and the story about the dude kicking the lesbo in the chest.

But as for other people posting them...I'm pretty sure you're the only one who knows how to make em or find em Kev.
 
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I just watched Cheech n Chongs Next Movie and it was way better than 300.
 
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=JPFWIF43UUKAARAJDSDSSHOYRZ4VRSITFavorite
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=BLOUBPLF4FFUTXQMYMKAC6WC3AQVWR65
http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=MFCQSH74MQ6BTYAKPLMCRY4P6NIAZJIN
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=VPQ7IKZGMY542ATAUR2IXDN2HO6D3PDT
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http://macrochan.org/get.py?sha1=ZSZCN2DM7J6HNCGSH7KQMRIUQKPTX2YP
 
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“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
 
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Great thread... The red sauce on pasta actually looked as if he said it. I wonder who had the time to realize that the linguistics were the same between what he said and what was captioned.
 
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It was definitly a good movie and I will probably buy or burn it when it comes out, but after seeing the pictures you guys created, it is not hard to see why you spend a lot of time on this messageboard.
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I didn't make em, I'm not that sad. lol
 
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